So after months of browsing as a guest you’ve finally taken the plunge and signed up to Asian Forum.  You’re ready to explode on to the AF universe but you’re just a little bit scared!  Well help is at hand with these 5 handy tips on how to get ahead on Asian Forum!

1. Kebabs.  Belive it or not, this culinary delight is a favourite of the entire Admin Team and pretty much most of the AF members.  How do you get out of answering a difficult question?  Just start talking about Kebabs!  How do you diffuse a heated exchange?  Offer kebabs!  It’s simple – Kebabs on AF = peace and harmony all around!

2. Have a problem!  There’s nothing Asian Forum members like to do more than solve problems (whilst eating kebabs of course!).  Asian Forum is filled with agony auntie-ji’s ready to help you get over a messy relationship or help find you the right guy.  Some of the boys even like to dress up as Auntie-Ji’s!

3. Watch your p’s and q’s!  Some of the AF Admin Team are a bit old and therefore it could potentially take them hours to decipher text speak and street slang thus slowing up the efficiency of the site.  So you’re better off avoiding bad spelling and poor grammar.  Remember it’s a forum, it’s free you don’t have to worry about using more than 156 letters!

4. Don’t try and pick up girls using the private messaging system!  The elegant ladies of AF have long since worked out that only ugly desperados use this method of picking up women!

5.  If all else fails you can always bribe the Admin Team!  They are ready to take your bank account number and sort code at the drop of a hat!

Take the above advice and you’ll fit in nicely!