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mokbol
Junior Asian
United Kingdom
168 Posts
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Posted - 26 Sep 2004 : 20:41:02
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A man and his wife were getting a divorce at a local court. But the custody of their children posed a problem. The mother jumped to her feet and protested to the judge that since she had brought the children into this world, she should retain custody of them.
The man also wanted custody of his children. The judge asked for his side of the story too. After a long moment of silence, the man rose from the chair and replied: "Judge, when I put a dollar into a vending machine, and a Pepsi comes out, does the Pepsi belong to me or to the machine?"
Don't laugh, the man won!
"zindagee ek safar suhana, yeh ha kal ke hoga yeh kisni jana" |
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sweet_as_suga
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
7355 Posts
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Posted - 26 Sep 2004 : 21:41:46
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lol pretty stupid judge then!
.•:*¨`*:•.mi§§iÑ ù I§ Likè BrèâthiÑ- I jù§t çâÑ't §tôp.•:*´¨*:•. |
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Amina
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
9829 Posts
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Posted - 27 Sep 2004 : 13:37:31
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indeed
live life 2 d ful xtent |
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fawaz
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
2966 Posts
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Posted - 28 Sep 2004 : 12:30:44
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lol
"GoT hItChEd" |
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Amina
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
9829 Posts
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Posted - 28 Sep 2004 : 14:45:13
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live life 2 d ful xtent |
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Fabia
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
7172 Posts
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Posted - 29 Sep 2004 : 15:53:15
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duh
"He who kneels before Almighty Allah swt; can stand before anyone!"
"O Allah, let our last days be the best days of our life and our last deeds be the best deeds, and let the best day be the day we meet You."
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fawaz
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
2966 Posts
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Posted - 30 Sep 2004 : 10:28:05
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yeah...duh!
"GoT hItChEd" |
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Amina
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
9829 Posts
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Posted - 30 Sep 2004 : 19:44:13
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live life 2 d ful xtent |
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fawaz
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
2966 Posts
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Posted - 01 Oct 2004 : 12:13:22
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wot u laffin' at..........lol
"GoT hItChEd" |
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Fabia
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
7172 Posts
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Posted - 01 Oct 2004 : 16:53:14
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lol
"He who kneels before Almighty Allah swt; can stand before anyone!"
"O Allah, let our last days be the best days of our life and our last deeds be the best deeds, and let the best day be the day we meet You."
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Amina
Super Duper Asian
United Kingdom
9829 Posts
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Posted - 01 Oct 2004 : 19:20:49
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u
live life 2 d ful xtent |
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