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Lutonian
Asian Moderator

United Kingdom
9260 Posts

Posted - 04 Oct 2004 :  18:38:36      
I was happy. My girlfriend and me were dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in everyway, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? she was a dream.

There was only one thing bothering me, quite much indeed, and that was the mother-in-law to be. She was a career woman, smart, but most of all beautifull and sexy, who sometimes flirted with me, quite obviously to, and made me uncomfortable.

One day she called me and asked me to come over, to check the invitations. So i went. She was alone, and when i arrived, she whispered to me that soon i was going to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she cant overcome. So before i get married and commit my life to her daughter, she wants to make love to me just once.....

What could i say? I was in total shock, and couldnt say a word. So, she said i'll go to the bedroom, and if you are up for it , just come and get me. I watched her delicious behind as she went up the stairs. I stood thre for a moment then turned around and went to the front door....I opened it, stepped out of the house. Her husband was standing outside, with tears in his eyes, hugged me and said , we are very happy and pleased, you have passed our little test. We couldnt have asked for a bettr man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.



Lesson learned.....Always keep your condoms in your car!!!

Aint nobody...posts it better...

khushi
Asian Moderator

Tuvalu
6187 Posts

Posted - 04 Oct 2004 :  18:57:48      
LOL U KHARAB BANDER

~!~ LoNeLy SoUl ~!~

Fabia
Super Duper Asian

United Kingdom
6888 Posts

Posted - 04 Oct 2004 :  19:34:08          
ohhhhhhhhhhh so thats how u got me babhy sajda right......hhmmmm gd1 bruv...lol

"He who kneels before Almighty Allah swt; can stand before anyone!"
"O Allah, let our last days be the best days of our life and our last deeds be the best deeds, and let the best day be the day we meet You."

Lutonian
Asian Moderator

United Kingdom
9260 Posts

Posted - 04 Oct 2004 :  22:32:56      
yeh right fabia u read into things a bit too much!!!!

Aint nobody...posts it better...

jemsbhai
Super Duper Asian

USA
4440 Posts

Posted - 04 Oct 2004 :  22:35:02            
back at ya!! haha!!

Maybe life is just a dream

Lutonian
Asian Moderator

United Kingdom
9260 Posts

Posted - 04 Oct 2004 :  22:38:26      


Aint nobody...posts it better...

Amina
Super Duper Asian

United Kingdom
9601 Posts

Posted - 07 Oct 2004 :  23:13:03    


live life 2 d ful xtent
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